@TimeOnline

FYI, I’m writing this post from TimeOnline in Okhotny Ryad underground mall right outside the Pretty Square. My sources living inside the Google search engine claimed that the staff here are friendly and English-capable. They are half right. Trying to set up WiFi while speaking in Russian and using a computer running Chinese XP was definitely kinda cool. Everyone should try it sometime. So there, my first WiFi post, from Moscow underground, no less.
Equally unimportant: watching SCPD lectures here is a no go. Sorry Sasha.