Alma mater, you make me proud once again.
"Azia Kim was like any other Stanford freshman. She graduated from one of California’s most competitive high schools last June, moved into the dorms during New Student Orientation, talked about upcoming tests and spent her free time with friends.
The only problem is that Azia Kim was never a Stanford student."
Read the entire story in its, um...entirety in the Daily and here.
GASP #1: An Asian girl--or her parents--is so enamored with Stanford that she'd pull this ingenious BS. I see a future with the CIA. Or is she already...?
GASP #2: "She was kind of shy, kind of reserved, but for someone who really isn’t affiliated with Stanford, that's to be expected." Bo Zheng, I hope you live inescapably long and outwardly happy with that sunny Stanford-admissions-winning effervescence, you condescending prick.
GASP #3: "Stanford is a remarkably caring and friendly community. It is unfortunate that some may be able to take advantage of that trust for their own ends." Oh, a comparison with the present state of international affairs would just be too easy, even for me. But wait! I thought the Stanford community at large is in support of letting illegal immigrants stay???
I hope this will inspire a few more not-quite-bright-enough hippies from the streets of SF to squeeze into Columbae. There's always plenty of room for free love.
Oh, what's more, she wanted to be in the Army! I don't see a problem with this at all...WWII was fought by plenty of naive braves who lied to the recruiters about their age just so they could enlist. Azia is a national security asset. Get some makeup on her and language training, and we'll have a top level al-Qaeda insider in no time.
That's her on the right, allegedly.
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